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Gastbusters II Overview

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Cast-
Egon Spengler- Calamity Coyotefeild
"I'd like to do some gynecological tests on the mother."

Ray Stance- Furball J Smith
"Yeah well that's my department."

Peter Vankmen- Wacko Warner
"I eard e dumped cha."

Dana Barret- Fifi Le Smith
"Ee deed not doomp mois, e was on zhe ex-stended duties een zhee Gulf."
Wacko- "just pullin yer tail luv." kisses on her cheek

Winston Zedimore- Rhubella Rattison
"Like let me try, HELLOOOOOO!"
Evil voice from the tunnel- "RUUUUUBYYYYY #Ruby Ruby where do you belong#"
"Ew not her thats for shure!"

Jenine Melnitz- Jeannette Millier
"Gast Busters.. Yeah we're back."

Baby Oscar- Petunia Marrie Smith (Happy Tree Freinds)

Slimer- Haunter

Police Chief- Commander Feral
"The walls in the 53rd precint were bleeding."

Jack (assitant mayor)- Callie Brigs
"You stay away from me and the mayor, do you hear me wacko Warner or so help me It's your funeral."
Wacko- "Oi Im a voter, aren't you supposed to lie tah me an kiss me bum... (POW)"
"I warned you Warner."

Mayor- The Simpsons Diamond Joe Quimby
"I'm going to go down in history as the mayor who let the City of Angels get sucked down into the 10th level of hell!"
Callie Brigs- "I had them temporarily commited to the Pescadero mental institution up state. they were threatening to go to the press, I was averting a potential mass pannic and protecting your intrests sir."
"Oh yeah well you can quit looking after my intrests you have exactly 3 seconds to clear out you office YOUR FIRED!"
Callie- "YOU CANT FIRE ME, I'VE WORKED UNDER TWO MAYORS IN A 20 YEAR PERIOD, YOU PATHETIC SNIVELING LITTLE RAT BAG, I'VE KEPT YOUR CANADCY AFFLOAT FOR THE BETTER PART OF A DECADE AND I MAKE ONE MISTAKE IN ALL THAT TIMEAND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO FIRE ME, I OUTAH SCRATH OUT YOUR EYEBALLS YOU INGRATEFULL SHIT HEAL (growls and hisses) WITHOUT ME YOU WOUDNT BE ELECTED JANITOR LET ALONE MAYOR!"
"FINE the office is all yours, I'm outa here sister!" (heads up to the roof and climbs into helicopter with SWAT Kats Leutenant Steele)
Chief Feral- "Bring me Chopper backup to escort the mayor."
Callie- "Cancel that order chief, and get me the Gastbusters."

Ecto1A- Autobot Red Alert  

LAPD Officer Bonkelo Del Bobcat
"Whoa Gast Busters, hay could you guys get me one of those Proton packs, my ex-partners kid really wants one for her birthday?"
Calamity- "Sorry a Proton pack is not a toy."
Wacko- "I guess e's right."
"Damn.. oh well back to plan A then (whips out a large 80s style cell phone "Hello officer bobcat here, I called earlier, I'd like to speak to Skunky Skunks agent. Can I hold.. Okay but this time you cut me off and i will hunt you down.. how.. oh i have my sourcess, I have a freind in the Beuru.. no not the beuru of weights and measures.. the FBI you brainles chicka.. hello.. hELLO oh she knew i could kick her ass!"

Vigo the carpathian- Megatron
"LISTEN TO MEEEE, I Megatron the scurge of Cybertron, the sorrow of The Autobots command you."

Yonish Poha- Taxi's Latca Gravas
"Oh ceemand me lohd!"
Megatron- On a mountain of exoframes in a castle of disassembly i sat on ah throne of energon. What was will be, the humans will be no more. Now is the Dawn of the Decepticons."
"Deecepiticons?"
Megatron- "Find me the matrix that i might once again function." "Yees the matrix, thee meatrix... eh matrix.. what ees this matrix thingee?"
Megatron- "Oh sorry, I mean a human child. whatever."
"Oh I am sudenly having the secon theenking I should have never have beeen leaving New York."
Megatron- "DO AS I COMMAND!"
"No."
Megatron- "Oh for the love of Primus." (scans Latkas brain with his red eyes, down loading into him the programing necessary to bend him to his will) "Now my flesh slave, bring me a child that i might live again. (LAUGHS)"
(padds himself and then looks at the picture) "Okey dokey."

The statue of Liberty- Ultra Magnus
"You want me to paint myself blue and red and stomp down the street as WHO?! Oh Primus that is so wrong. Thats like your Elvis and his impersonators buchering his sweet voice and revolutionary girations. You might as well ask a human to lubricate on the grave of Abraham lincoln. It's bad enough that horrible blashemis movie they made about Optimus's death, now you wish that i should perpetuate that insult?"
Rhubella- "Like you know what they say, imiation is the sincerist form of flattery."
"Not on Cybertron."
Ironhide- It apears we have a rodent infestation, shall I terminate?"
Rhubella- "Eeek!"
Wacko- "You know were running out of time, it's almost midnight, now we could always infect you with positively reverse charged nanomites but were trying to be nice about it."
Calamity- "(whispers) um..no we cant."
Wacko- "Yiff we can."
Calamity- "NO we CANT"
Wacko- "Yes WE CAN"
Calamity- "CANT"
Wacko- "CAN"
"Sigh verry well lets get this over whith. Wheeljack I'll need some body work on my face plate and a new helmet, oh and ironhide quit teasing the rat girl." (Author- it is by turning Ultra Magnus into the visage of Prime that the autobots are able to fool the Decepticons into beleiveing Prime is still amoung the functioning causing disention in the Decepticon ranks)
"(accidently crushes an LA County Sheriff's Car) Oooops myy BAAD!"
Thats right my fellow toonatics, I do indeed plan to do the sequal and you'll never guess whose playing the part of Vigo!

... unless of course you actually read the thing before this.

Well here's a hint. One of his scenes was inspired entirely by this clip [link]
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Jaredraptor's avatar
Megatron would be a totally awesome Vigo :iconbadassplz: